I've always Wondered...

WHEN A WOMAN says 'He makes me feel like a woman', this would be as opposed to what exactly?
On Resurrection Day, what will happen to people like astronomer and atheist/agnostic Carl Sagan, who was cremated and his remains shot into space?
He'd probably have an extremely short second lease on life.
If a man must walk down a certain number or roads before he can call himself a man, how many pairs of shoes must a woman own before she can call herself a woman?
Not Fair
Is there a special sort of hell reserved for politicians and lawyers? It doesn't seem fair to stick them in with the rest of us.
If good Catholics and Protestants go to heaven, Buddhists to Nirvana and good Hinduists become cows, where do good Obeah men and women go when they die?
Just what do you have to be doing for the police to decide that you are acting 'suspiciously'? Breathing perhaps?
When a man tells a woman she is right, does she actually believe him or does she just want to hear him say it?
If Cable and Wireless always dismisses a top-level executive or two every time a new player enters the scene or makes a play, how many companies would it take for their entire upper echelon to disappear?
How long will it be before the Broadcast Commission decides The Cartoon Network must be scrambled for the protection of the nation's children?
When will fast food delivery companies realize that there are people downtown who do eat and are willing and able to pay for the 'privilege'?
When drug mules who have swallowed drugs and get to where they are going - or are arrested for that matter - whose job is it to retrieve the drugs and how is it done? (Let's not even think about the poor fool taking the damn thing).
When will most church leaders realize they are just like the Pharisees of Jesus Christ's time and as such do not have much to look forward to?
If it is 'shallow' to be attracted to a woman because of the way she looks, could women be kind enough to carry business cards which honestly describe their personalities? Words and phrases like harridan, shrew, insecure, control freak and bitch are perfectly acceptable.
Flaunt on baby
Another thing, if women do not like men staring at and/or commenting on various body parts, why don't they dress accordingly? On the other hand, if you've got it and revel in honest appreciation, flaunt on baby!
Wrong or right
Why don't politicians have expiration dates? You know, so they expire after a certain number of broken promises or lies? Fainting spells do not count - although they might be a hint...
If a politician lies every time his or her lips move, why are they being re-elected ad nauseum?
The tagline for the movie Dawn Of The Dead is 'When there is no more space in hell, they will walk the Earth'. However, as my brother so aptly asks, if there are space constraints in the afterlife, why not just send them to heaven? It should be a lot less populated...
Finally, if a man says something where no woman can hear him, is he still wrong?